If you would like get such personalised suicide notes made free of cost for any of your friends, mail us at surpriseme@oyehappy.com with the following details for each of them:

Name:

Age:

Height:

Weight:

Marital status:

Email address:

5 things that make him/her the person (s)he is:

Photograph:

Free email delivery guaranteed in three days. No terms and conditions apply!

Need we say what you should be doing…? Read on

Giant Post card

If your father believes that old is gold and reminisces, then you’ll love surprising him with this old fashioned idea, with a new fashioned look.

We’ll design a giant postcard around him! While one side of it will be designed with photos of your father and your family, the other side will carry the old fashioned postcard look of one half blank for writing a message or a note and the other half with provision for writing his name, address, pin code, etc. and stamps. If you wish to, then you can write a message for your father in the blank space of we’ll be happy to print one for you if you’d like. This postcard can be huge (A3 size), huger (2 ft. X 1.5 ft.) or hugest (any size of your choice)

Surprise your father with this postal delight in an Oye Happy way for Rs.3400 (for A3) or Rs. 4300 (for 2 X 1.5 ft)

Role model father

Your father plays a pivotal role in your life – sometimes till the point of being a role model. So surprise him with this role model gift.

What kind of role model do you look at your dad as – Dashing and handsome like Bond? Or someone who always saves you from your father, like a Superman saves the world from evil? Tell us about how you look at your father, and we’ll use his photograph and portray him as the role model you look at him as. We’ll then print this on a canvas sheet of a size of your choice, and present it well framed if you’d like.

Make your father your role model with this surprise for Rs.2100 onwards (for A4 size canvas sheet. Add Rs. 800 for framing.)

Celebrity Dad

Your father is the celebrity of your life. Make him feel like one by making him the face of his very own newspaper article.

We’ll write a newspaper article around your father, that will be structured around his nature, his interests, special moments you’ve shared with him, special moments in your family and the like. We’ll also have a section with of an interview with you, talking about your dad. The article will be spiced up with photos of your father.

Make the celebrity of your life a celebrity for life for Rs.3200 (for an A3 size hard backed article. Add Rs.1200 if you’d like it framed)

Customized bottle of whiskey/wine

If your father enjoys his occasional drink of wine or scotch, then make his occasional drink memorable forever with this surprise.

We’ll buy a bottle of wine or scotch (as per your choice) and customise the bottle for your father. We’ll describe him in wine/scotch language and make his face the face of the bottle. It will then be delivered in a smart wine bag to your father at a time of your choice.

This vintage classic surprise for your vintage (but young at heart, we hope) dad is yours for Rs.2200 onwards (the exact price being dependent on your choice of liqour)

You can order any of the above surprises here.

Get our friendly postman to deliver letters of appreciation and gratitude for all the care she’s taken care of you.

Our specially appointed postman will turn up at your doorstep with a delivery for your mother saying that there are some old letters due to her – some for almost 20 years! These letters will written and designed by us (a set of 5), with each of these letters representing a different phase of your life – when you were a new born, 5 years and so on. The letters will be personalised to include special memories that you’ve shared with her. We’ll also include three sweet little gifts along with the letters. J

Surprise your mom with our postal delivery service for Rs.4600

Role model mom

Your mother plays a pivotal role in your life – sometimes till the point of being a role model. So surprise her with this role model gift.

What kind of role model do you look at your mom as? Beautiful and bold like Rani Jodha? Or someone who always saves you from your father, like a superwoman saves the world from evil? Tell us about how you look at your mom, and we’ll use her photograph and create that portray her as the role model you look at her as. We’ll then print this on a canvas sheet of a size of your choice, and present it well framed if you’d like.

Make your mom your role model with this surprise for Rs.2100 onwards (for A4 size canvas sheet. Add Rs. 800 for framing.)

Celebrity mom

Your mother is the celebrity of your life. Make her feel like one by making her the face of her very own newspaper article.

We’ll write a newspaper article around your mother, that will be structured around her nature, her interests, special moments you’ve shared with her, special moments in your family and the like. We’ll also have a section with of an interview with you, talking about your mom. The article will be spiced up with photos of your mother. J

Make the celebrity of your life a celebrity for life for Rs.3200 (for an A3 size hard backed article. Add Rs.1200 if you’d like it framed)

Personal cooking book

This one is for your mom if she loves cooking (and you love eating what she cooks).

Let us know the kind of food your mother makes best, and we’ll pick out a cooking book for that cuisine/food. We’ll then personalise the book with photographs, messages from you, a happy family recipe, etc. which will adorn the cover page as well as the inside pages of the book (total of 5 pages).

Surprise the best chef in world at Rs.3200

Box in a box

Tell your mother that your love for her will go on and on (like the saas-bahu serials) with a gift that goes on and on.

We’ll personalise a set of 5 boxes, such that the one box fits in the next, which in turn fits in the next and so on. Each box will also be personalised with a label to convey a message that you’d like to, and will contain an easy to slip in gift…like movie tickets, a gift voucher of her favourite spa, etc. We’ll of course give you options to chose the gifts from.

Gift your mom this gift of everlasting love for Rs.3000 onwards (the exact price being dependent on the value of gifts chosen)

You can order for any of the surprises here

Here’s how you can surprisingly kill boredom during a train journey:

1) Handover a flight ticket to the TT when he comes to check the tickets. Tell him that you missed your Indian Airways flight so you decided to catch the Indian railways instead. Don’t forget to ask for a reimbursement of the balance amount. And don’t forget to mail us how it went!

2) Do a service to the society. Since the toilets in trains are invariably unclean, write ‘Yahaan peshaab karna mana hai’ outside all the bathrooms. A little action can go a long way!

3) Pull out a plastic fork and try to loot the compartment using it as your weapon. If you succeed, do not forget to share your fortune with us. If you don’t, forget that we ever mentioned it to you!

4) Before boarding the train, count the number of wheels in the train. If the number of wheels, for instance, is 634, then go the driver’s cabin and demand to see his driving license for a 634-wheeler!

5) Let’s finish noise pollution once and for all. Get some mobil oil in good quantity. Pour it in the noses of whoever snores too loudly. If you yourself have the habit of snoring, pass the oil on to the person sitting next to you!

How long do you take to relieve yourself? 30 secs? maybe 45 if you’ve had too much drink? This gentleman was spotted glued to this bar lavatory for over 20 mins!!!!

If you were to surprise this…well…err…pissing beauty (??)… how would you?

Special thanks to Mrinal Singhania, an Oye Happy enthusiast, for sending in this dose of whackiness!

Now not everyone is lucky to be working at Oye Happy! Many of you, we know, do have Monday morning starting troubles (of course..there are many of you with every weekday starting troubles, but we’ll deal with that lot later..)! So how about overcoming that trouble…?

1) Start your Monday morning differently – use shampoo instead of toothpaste. Bathe with chilled water if winter and vice versa. Put your beard on fire instead of shaving. Eat your cereal with chopsticks. And after you are absolutely sure that your time at home can’t get any worse, you’ll be glad to leave for office.

3) Spend your entire Sunday watching Aastha TV. Theory of relativity says…you’ll be fully eager to get to work on Monday morning (and probably the rest of the week!)

4) Walk to your office in undergarments. You’ll be so humbled by the amount of attention you receive that you won’t feel the blues. (and if you are not shameless like us, you’ll feel only the reds!!)

5) Report a terrorist threat in office and spend the day lazily watching sniffer dogs…and if the cops actually find a bomb, do reveal your identity for a cash award (and share it with us for giving you the idea in the first place).

1) We know that Santa comes in through the chimney…lands in the fireplace…delivers gifts…and goes and attacks the next chimney. So this year…on Christmas eve…keep the fireplace…ahem…’active’….!! Then watch him come through the door next year..

2) We also know that we traditionally always leave a list of things we want under the Christmas tree and hope for Santa to gift them to us….instead, why not leave a gift for him under the tree with a note saying ‘I ran out of paper to make a list of things I want for Christmas…but wanted to leave something for you…hence leaving this for you…please be extra loaded next year to make up for whatever I haven’t asked this year’

3) While he is busy stacking up the gifts under your Christmas tree, sneak outside and steal the reindeers who pull his sledge…when he comes back, tell him that his reindeers are now yours…and offer him your car instead! :-O

4) Celebrate Christmas on 26th December instead of 25th! :-S

5) Just order a surprise on www.oyehappy.com!

Prity just woke up and is super confused about what to eat, what to wear, whether to brush her teeth, how to increase her attendance (or wait…is she stressed??)

she REALLY needs a biiiiig surprise to lighten herself… What do you think should be done to take her by surprise?

Rules of the game: Surprises should be pleasant…please no obscenity and vulgarity…

P.S. if you want pictures of your friends to be put up here, then do mail us with his/her/their pic at surpriseme@oyehapppy.com

1) ‘Hello. Oh no I’m not interested in insurance. Why don’t you let me suggest something of interest to you. How about buying a pair of batteries from my remote control? NO? I can give you a loose string from my pajamas for free you know. Then how about my shoe laces, you can use them to hang yourself..? I WONT take no for an answer. .. aww c’mon..’

2) ‘Hello. Who’s this? Sunita?… oooh.. SUNITA!!! Is this the same Sunita who’s handbag I had peed in as a kid? Or are you that Sunita whom I considered to be ‘something else’ when we met first in a Mumbai local train? Or wait…are you the same Sunita who was my father’s first girlfriend in college?? Hello…? Hellooo…?’

3) ‘Hello…?  No…Miss Anjana was murdered last night…this is her ghost talking…’

4) Hear out everything the tele-marketer has to say…ask every single detail about the product…and then tell him/her that you’ll be able to afford it in 7 years and give him/her an exact date 7 years later to call back on.

5) If it’s someone of the opposite sex…or even better of the same sex…as soon as you realise that it’s a tele-marketing call, ask him/her ‘You have a gorgeous voice…want to go out for dinner tonight?’

Just so you know…one of us once tried the last one…and actually got a dinner date with a cute sounding lady! Different thing that her father turned up with her for dinner…! :-S

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Oye Happy says: If the special person loves pets…then have a little puppy or kitten kept in a basket in the trunk. A soft mew or a yuppie bark at regular intervals is sure to attract the special person’s attention…let that be the hint for you to ask the special person to check out what’s happening and get him/her to open the trunk!